Captain Hugh's New Venture

So, this month we've been informed that it's no longer just Hugh, but rather Captain Hugh — the new owner of CHEER Breweries. I gather Hugh... I mean Captain Hugh, caught wind that when he went to sleep we would have guests over, and during the course of our visits we most likely would consume a glass or two of some adult beverage.

Captain Hugh then did the research and realized that in the adult beverage industry they weren't marketing to children... Captain Hugh said in a recent press junket "The children are the market this industry needs to tap into — pun intended!!!"
Well one thing led to another and Captain Hugh just released the first alcholic beverage for children:
CHEER —The Childrens Beer.

He's very excited about this initiative and he takes it very seriously, You can see here, the peoples CEO is tasting the barley mixture that goes into every batch of Cheer.

When asked for a comment, Captian Hugh quoted Ross Perot:

"Do you want answers, or do you want soundbites?
The answer is soundbites"

He then followed it up with a soundbite, that led to a diaper change....